Yo picking up right where he left off last year. Serving up inside-the-park homers better than anyone in the game. Throwing his hands up and trying to stop play like the ball rolled under a chainlink fence on a field behind a high school somewhere. Like it disappeared into the ivy at Wrigley. Literally trying to make up rules on the fly to avoid exerting himself in anyway. You think Yo is bending over for baseballs in March? Bitch, please.
"See? Not stuck.."
And Terry Collins coming out to argue something I guess
That's the beauty of Yo though. Sure he he went ice cold down the stretch last season and forgets how to play baseball from time to time. Bottom line is he has cool cars, does awesome bat flips and hit really well for like five weeks once. Period. Stop.
"Oh, I just gave up an inside the park home run? NBD, just spring training. Sure it'll never happen in a big spot. Here's another sweet underhand throw." - Yo Cespedes
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