Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Jenrry Mejia Suspended 162 Games For PEDs


I know what everyone is thinking right now.  "What an idiot!  How can you get caught taking the exact same PEDs you just got suspended for taking not even a half a year ago???  This guy must be the dumbest motherfucker on Earth?"  But put yourself in a professional ballplayers shoes just for a second.  If I got busted for taking Stanozolol I'd probably just assume that I have a free pass for life once I'm done serving my suspension.  Like I missed half a season and can't compete in the playoffs but now I can take all the Stanozolol I want for the rest of my life.  That's sort of like double-jeopardy right?  I'm convinced that was his thought process only because there is literally no other explanation.  I bet you when Sandy Alderson walked into the locker room to break the news today Jenrry looked at him like he had ten heads.

Unfortunately for Jenrry ignorance is not a defense when it comes to MLB's banned substance policy and this probably means the end of his career.  Too bad.  He was such a bright, humble young man.

 



PS - I found this quote hilarious



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