Monday, August 31, 2015

Blue Balls on a trillion




What a fucking brutal loss.  That ninth inning was a microcosm for the entire game.  Just threatening and threatening and coming up empty.  I'm pretty sure the Yankees had the bases loaded in every single inning.  They left a goddamn horde on the bases tonight.  The Red Sox have pretty much the worst bullpen in baseball and they were able to preserve a one run lead for 12 outs.  The Yankees completely threw this game away and wasted an opportunity to pick up a game on Toronto (I swear to god they lost, look it up).


When the ninth inning started I was pretty sure the Red Sox had just brought in Pablo Sandoval to close the game out.



Turns out this is actually Jean Machi.  He came in with a 5.21 ERA and could not find the strike zone, giving up a single to Drew and then walking A-Rod.  The only thing that saved him was the home plate ump ringing Beltran up on two strike calls that were about six inches off the plate each, changing the entire complexion of the inning.  After walking McCann and Headley, the latter to bring in a run, he was able to strike out Bird and get Didi to fly out with the bases left full of Yankees.  I was 100% sure Didi had just hit a grand slam.  That ball would have landed on the fucking railroad tracks at Yankee Stadium.  But like every other opportunity tonight, the Yankees couldn't take advantage.

Keep it going



If you were looking for the Yankee bats to wake up this weekend then you got your wish.  38 runs in three games.  No A-Rod, no Tex, no problem.  The Braves pitching is morbid, but anytime you can hang a 15 and a 20 spot in the same series you have to feel somewhat comfortable in the way your team is swinging the bats.  The problem is we've seen more than one mini-resurgence like this during an offensively desolate month of August.  Granted they haven't had an outburst quite like this in some time, but it's naive to think this lineup is back and ready to fire on all cylinders.  Every time you think they're ready to wake up they go back to sleep.

The Yanks head into Fenway tonight with their DH back after what was essentially four days off (one pinch-hit appearance).  That's about as long of a rest as you can possibly ask for and now with 33 games to go in the regular season it's time to see if A-Rod has his body back.  Looking at his swings  tonight should be a good indicator of how he's feeling with the lefty Eduardo Rodriguez on the mound for Boston.  I don't care how many runs the Yankees scored this weekend, if they want a chance at the division they need A-Rod back.  Toronto simply will not let up.  They rocked the Tigers this weekend, Edwin Encarnacion hit about 10 home runs and between him and Donaldson they probably have the two best hitters in baseball right now.  The Yankees cannot win at the same clip as the Blue Jays if A-Rod isn't getting it done, especially if the news keep getting worse with Tex.  Girardi talked about toying with the idea of starting A-Rod at first for a game or two in Fenway.  Not crazy about that idea.  I get you want to stack the deck with righties in a couple of these games but not only did he look super uncomfortable there last time he played, any kind of extra wear on his legs isn't good for business.  I don't care if it sounds like coddling, he's that important.

I'd like to see Nova bounce back from an awful start against Houston last week.  I don't think he's going to factor much into the postseason should the Yankees make it so far but he's been pretty enigmatic and could potentially lose the game in first inning tonight if he isn't on. The Yanks have already seen Eduardo Rodriguez and Henry Owens this year.  Both are left-handed, both have ERA's north of four.  Rick Porcello will pitch the middle game and he's one of the worst pitchers in baseball.  These are three games and three opportunities to score plenty of runs and keep thing going well offensively.

This is obviously a lousy team in Boston but they aren't to be taken lightly.  They've actually played better lately and just took two of three from the first place Mets (that really sounds gross to say).  I'm not sure if guys like Mookie Betts and Blake Swihart buy into the whole rivalry thing yet but I'm sure there's guys on this team that want to spoil the Yankees' divisional chances.  Two of three here is the minimum.  The Blue Jays are not going to let the Yankees back in the division so they're going to have to take it.  That means maintaining pace until Sept. 10th when they get a four game head-to-head and kicking the shit out of them in the Bronx.  Until then every game against a cellar-dweller like Boston is a must win.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Yanks look to right the ship in Atlanta




If you think back to about six years ago during the 2009 championship campaign you'll remember it was a late June game at Turner Field when the Yankees turned their season around.  It was the 6th inning and the Yanks were getting no-hit when Brett Gardner walked and then got picked off at first.  The call was awful, Gardner clearly made it back in time, and Girardi lost it.  Heading into that game the Yanks had lost nine of their last 13, had fallen five games back of the Red Sox in the division and their offense was sputtering despite a lineup stacked to the rafters with talent. 

Girardi got thrown out, Cervelli subsequently hit a home run to tie the game, A-Rod drove in a couple runs and the next thing you know the Yanks put up an eight spot and won the game.  They were a different team from that point forward.  The Yanks will be looking to recapture some of that magic this weekend and hit a turning point not only for the team but more importantly for this offense.

With 36 games to go in the regular season each series is becoming more important than the last.  The Yankees are in a really favorable position as far as making the postseason via the wild card but the division race can still be a competitive one as long as this team can get their shit together and this is the weekend to do it.  On paper heading into this season the Braves might have been the worst team in baseball.  They're 19 games under .500, they've lost 10 of their last 12, have absolutely nothing to play for and the three pitchers going for them all have ERA's at 4 or higher.

But of course probably none of that will matter.  The Yankees are their own worst enemy right now.  It makes no difference whether it's Dallas Keuchel or Scott Feldman on the mound.  Whether it's Carlos Carrasco or Josh Tomlin.  This team isn't hitting.  You can sit here and wonder about Tanaka being an ace or whether Pineda is fully back yet or if Severino and Eovaldi can handle pitching in the playoffs but none of that means anything until the offense get's back on track.  You're probably going to see Beltran in the 3-hole this weekend and that's a good thing.  He's been the best, most dangerous hitter in the lineup for about a month and he needs as many ABs as you can get him.  A-Rod won't factor much into these games so you've just got to hope and pray that a 4-day rest will get him his legs back so he can go back to being a productive force in the middle of the order and not a negative one.


Pitching Match-ups

Tonight - Masahiro Tanaka (9-6, 3.61) vs. Williams Perez (4-4, 4.76)

Tomorrow night - Luis Severino (1-2, 2.74) vs. Matt Wisler (5-4, 5.43)

Sunday afternoon - Nate Eovaldi (13-2, 4.00) vs. Julio Teheran (9-6, 4.29)



Things to worry about - Pedro Ciriaco



Think of him as this weekend's Jose Ramriez.  .664 lifetime OPS and absolutely KILLS the Yankees.  I thought this guy was gonna be the next George Brett while he was with Boston.  When they traded him I was sure we'd finally seen the last of him but no such luck.  He's not an everyday player with Atlanta but if Fredi Gonzalez is smart he'll start him everyday.  Don't be surprised if he takes over the series.


What's in our favor - Nick Swisher





The Swish cleared waivers a few weeks ago and the Braves picked him up.  Big mistake.  The last thing anyone on Atlanta needs is Nick Swisher walking around the clubhouse with that shit-eating grin on his face trying to pump everyone up singing "Don't Stop Believin" while they're 50 games out.  These guys are just trying to get through the rest of the year without losing their minds.  It's only a matter of time before one of them snaps...









Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Yanks lose 6-2, drop series to Houston




Awful game, awful series.  I'm slowly starting to lose faith in this team game by game.  They've now lost five of their last seven and stand on the verge of falling two full games in back of Toronto with David Price going tonight.  Not good.  Not good at all.

Pineda looked really solid through about four innings until he unraveled in the fifth.  But it wasn't going to matter.  Today was another offensive disaster.  The only two runs they could muster was on a home run by Didi.  A-Rod looks shot.  Who knows what's going on with Tex.  Gardner has been so much worse since the All-Star break.  It's just a complete and utter disaster.  It's a hopeless feeling.  There still very very likely to make the playoffs but there's nothing the Yankees are going to do between now and and the end of the season to give this offense a shot in the arm.  All we can do is sit and hope that things get turned around.  But I have to be honest, I don't really know if that's going to happen.

The Return of Big Mike



The Yanks hope to get a big lift today as Michael Pineda makes an early return from a forearm strain he suffered less than a month ago.  Girardi said he's slated to throw about 85 pitches.  There's no telling how effective he'll be his first start back on a pitch restriction but we could really use a good outing this afternoon.  After falling behind a full game in the standings last night the focus has shifted from getting guys ready to pitch in the playoffs to keeping up with the Blue Jays.  That means win every day because Toronto just won't fucking stop.

Tex and Ellsbury are out of the lineup today.  Tex because his leg is probably broken and Ellsbury because he dove on the ground last night and of course he's hurt now.  He tweaked his hip I guess so he probably won't be available at all today.  Things are not looking all that great in the Bronx right now.  A win today would actually give them a winning homestand at 6-4 but I'm not sure they'll be able to pull it off unless Pineda throws a shutout because these guys simply don't score runs anymore.  McHugh had his way with the Yanks last time and if I were a betting man I'd say he won't have too much trouble with them today.

Carlos Gomez is an asshole



I'm of the belief that baseball players today can be a bit hypersensitive.  There's nothing more annoying then when everyone comes out from the dugout and from the bullpen just to stand around and jaw at each other.  It's fake tough guy bullshit.  But why does this shit always happen around Carlos Gomez?  What's the greatest common denominator here? 

Looking at it from a fans perspective is very different than looking at it from within the spectrum of competition.  We watch baseball for recreation, these guys put their entire lives into it.  Chris Capuano has been cut from this team like 8 times this year, he's fighting for his baseball life and he's got Carlos Gomez up there swinging out of his shoes in a 9-0 game, screaming and flinging his bat after popping up like it was a high-leverage AB.  Pros don't do that.  Nobody does that actually.

You can counter this argument and talk about how Gomez plays with "intensity" and "fire" or whatever you want to say but that's bullshit.  He's like Rudy in practice when Vince Vaughn screams at him for playing like it's the Super Bowl.  Except instead of a kid on the practice squad at Notre Dame trying to make the team he's a professional baseball player making millions of dollars.  And there's NO CHANCE his teammates appreciate when he does shit like this.  Yea they're going to come out of the dugout and defend their guy but you know when it happens they're all rolling their eyes thinking "oh shit here we go again".

So I think we all agree that baseball can do with far fewer bench-clearing, hold-me-back type scenarios but I'm not blinking before Carlos Gomez.  He should wise up before everyone else does.  My only suggestion would be that next time he pulls some shit like this just put one in his ribs the next time he gets up.  Don't say a word, just subtly let him know that we noticed you being an asshole and we'd like you to stop.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Tex returns to face Keuchel



It was pretty apparent last night that Tex was going to be in the lineup today.  He was on deck getting ready to pinch hit for Bird in the 9th before Beltran sent everyone home with a walk-off sac fly.  In Tex's stead, Bird had done more in this past week than you could have possibly asked from him.  It's unclear exactly what his role is going to be going forward but I'd venture to guess he'll be pinch-hitting in Atlanta before spotting A-Rod and Tex periodically as the Yanks play 30 games in 31 days to close out the season.

Tex's return couldn't have come at a better time as the Astros will throw out their ace tonight.  Every hitter the Yankees can put in the right-handed batters box is crucial as Keuchel absolutely carves up lefties to the tune of a .365 opponents OPS.  His last time out against the Yanks he tossed a complete game shutout in Houston, striking out 12.  If there's one thing to feel good about heading into tonight it's that Keuchel hasn't been nearly as good on the road as he's been at Minute Maid Park (11-0 with a 1.35 at home, 3-6 with a 3.65 on the road).  Gardy and McCann will get the night off against the southpaw with Chris Young and JR Murphy taking their places respectively.  Ellsbury and Didi are the lone lefties in the starting lineup.

Ivan Nova toes the rubber for the Yanks tonight.  He's coming off a pretty lame start against Cleveland last week.  If you asked me today who out of the current five man rotation has the least likely chance of earning a postseason start I'd say it's Nova.  Eovaldi has certainly earned one with the way he's pitched, Severino hasn't had a bad start since getting the call, Tanaka is still largely considered the ace of the staff and Michael Pineda is going to be afforded every opportunity to earn one once he returns.  Nova has been up and down since coming back from TJ and hasn't done very much to earn the Yankees' trust yet.  That could definitely change tonight if he manages to out-duel one of the best pitchers in baseball and get the Yanks a win that they really need.

Another encouraging part about Tex returning is how it might affect A-Rod.  There's no question his plate discipline hasn't been quite what it was earlier in the year and he may start to see a few more fat pitches now with the big guy back hitting behind him.  I really hope so anyway.  If A-Rod truly has nothing more in the tank this year the Yanks are in trouble.  Let's hope Mark's return can help spark him and this offense and get them both back on track.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Yanks walk it off, Nasty Nate tosses a gem





Boy did the Yanks need that win after this weekend.  I don't care if we couldn't scratch a run across against Scott Feldman, tonight was all about Nate.  The guy has literally gotten better each and every start.  Pumping 100 in the 8th inning.  Throwing up 0 after 0 trying to give the Yanks a chance to win the game.  A guy who's gotten all kinds of run support this year, tonight he was afforded no room for error and he delivered in a big way.  He's so far passed the point of being worried about him when he takes the mound it's not even funny.  I'd even go as far as to say he's done more to earn a playoff rotation spot than anyone else on the Yankees.  He's been that good.

Tonight wasn't the most encouraging win for the Yanks going forward.  The offense still struggled against a really hittable pitcher but I don't think I'm going to really dwell on that.  They needed a win and they got it.  They're now in a deadlock tie with the Blue Jays with less than 40 games to play.  The offense isn't going to get any better until A-Rod starts hitting again/Tex comes back and resumes playing like an MVP candidate.  With those two things missing from the middle of the order I'm not expecting too much more than what we saw tonight going forward.




Yanks drop 3 of 4 to Cleveland, fall out of first place




It was a pretty awful weekend in the Bronx.  It started with a really boring Thursday night loss to the Indians in which Josh Tomlin tossed a gem after coming into the game with an 11.57 lifetime ERA in Yankee Stadium.  Another loss to Carlos Carrasco on Friday before Luis Severino was able to get into the win column Saturday for the first time in his major league career.  Sunday saw a bad CC Sabathia get rapped around before exiting in the third inning with a knee injury, forcing the Yankees to once again navigate almost an entire game with their bullpen after a starter leaving prematurely due to injury.

You can chalk it up to the Indians having the Yankees number but this isn't what championship teams do.  Certainly not ones who are fighting tooth and nail to win a division and need every game they can get.  You can't let a cellar-dweller come into your house and take three of four from you while the Blue Jays are destroying every one in their path.

A-Rod should be back in the lineup Monday and nobody knows what's going on with Tex.  He's missed six straight games and is still considered day-to-day.  Bird has done a nice job in his stead but they need him back.  He was playing like an MVP for most of this season and without him and the A-Rod of April-July hitting in the middle of the order this is lineup is completely ordinary.

As for CC, anybody who's paid attention to this team knows that on a scale from 'this doesn't matter at all' to 'this might actually be a good thing' this probably rates right around the middle.  It sucks because everybody loves CC but he wasn't going to factor into the playoff equation and quite honestly the timing couldn't be more perfect with PIneda slated to return on Wednesday.  You'll probably see Bryan Mitchell at some point to help push everybody back a few times but CC was essentially giving you replacement level production.  Granted he'd been pitching better lately but they drop-off shouldn't be significant.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Chinese girl gets dumped, spazzes out on the street for an hour and a half




DAILY NEWS - A woman dumped by text has become an internet sensation after her spectacular temper tantrum was caught on camera.

The 24-year-old was heartbroken when she received a message from her boyfriend of several years telling her they were finished.  And the woman then shocked onlookers in downtown Hong Kong when she threw herself to the floor in a rage, kicking her legs and screaming at passersby.
Bystanders attempt to help the woman, but she becomes increasingly angry as she yells and flails around.

Wearing a short gray tracksuit and white sneakers, with bright red hair, the woman draws a crowd thanks to her bizarre behavior, reported Opposing Views.  Several people try to help the distraught woman, but she continues to roll around the floor, screaming and striking awkward poses.
Reports suggest that the woman remained on the ground for more than an hour as bemused onlookers attempted to help her.

Eventually police and paramedics arrived, and carried the woman away in a stretcher to put an end to the sorry scene.



I've always imagined Hong Kong as like New York City on steroids in terms of vagrancy because of how crowded it is.  I feel like for every one derelict here there's like 10 of them there.  That's why I can't wrap my mind around these people stopping to help this chick out.  Like is this what the Chinese do?  You'd figure a girl spazzing on the pavement howling at passerby's like they're all Godzilla would be par for the course.  Instead they're so taken back they stop and try to help her out.  If I saw that girl walking home from work I'd probably tense up and be ready to fight her just in case she lunged at me.  These Chinese vigilantes are literally trying to help her get back on her feet by picking up her arms and dragging her up off the ground.  I guess it must be rude to ignore the homeless in Hong Kong.  Add that to the list of things I know about Chinese cultural etiquette...

1.  Always address the oldest person in the family first

2.  Never tap your bowl with your chopsticks

3.  Always accommodate crazy women if they're slapping their tits and convulsing on a busy city sidewalk

And in regards to the breakup, I'm always hesitant to tackle relationship issues because it's been so long since I've been in one but is breaking up via text really THAT crazy?  I've been single and out of the loop for so long I honestly don't know.  But even if that is a faux pas it seems like it's worth it because that dude most definitely won the post-breakup relationship.  You can't not come out a loser when because you got dumped you ended up handcuffed upside down on a stretcher screaming at paramedics as they take you away in an ambulance.

Rec Center in Toronto opens a "Rage Room" for peple who are stressed


CTV NEWS - With a swift swing, the wine glass instantly shattered -- and Jason Lepine was just getting started.  Wielding bats, a golf club and a crowbar, he delivered pounding blows to a stack of plates, an owl figurine, a wooden chair and a VCR, crushing them into piles of debris.

"The first glass I thought right away about my mother. I just thought: 'This feels so wrong. I can't be smashing vases and glasses,"' said Lepine, 29. "It probably goes back to being a child that you're not supposed to do that.

"Once you break through that, it's like: 'Oh, I'm allowed.' And you start to let yourself go."
Housed within Battle Sports, a recreational entertainment facility in Toronto, the Rage Room has welcomed a steady stream of customers seeking to release pent-up emotions by smashing objects.
Battle Sports co-founder Tim Cheung recalled hearing about two teens in Serbia who opened up a similar room in 2013. In a "high-stress city" like Toronto, he thought residents would embrace the concept.

"From a very young age, we're taught to protect things and keep things whole rather than to break things. So, there's a certain element of taboo," said Cheung.  "I think that's what gets people's attention is because they can go against that instinct."  Visitors don white coveralls, protective gloves and a face mask and select a "weapon" of choice, which also includes a hockey stick and rackets.
For $20, the half-hour session includes a stack of five plates for customers to crush. They can add on options from an eclectic a la carte menu, including vases and garden gnomes.

Cheung said printers are especially popular, given the "innate hatred" for the equipment, pointing to a famed scene in the '90s cult classic "Office Space," in which workers destroy a malfunctioning device.  Unleashing frustrations while decimating old technology is also a prime focus of the Luddite Screen Smash in Toronto.

"I don't know a single person who hasn't wanted to smash a computer at some point," said workshop leader and organizer Rob Corbett, who will host his next event on Sept. 27.  "I'm not opposed to technology.... But it can be so frustrating when it doesn't work -- and we've all hit those moments."  The inaugural event in July was "quite intense" but still light-hearted, Corbett recalled.  "It was really interesting to see that the emotions that were coming out were much lighter. There was a giggle underneath a lot of it," he said.  "We put on these great protective coveralls and face masks and gloves and we looked ridiculous. But all of that, again, is about getting out of your head and just thinking of it as emotional and fun and silly."

Calgary psychologist Patrick Keelan said he isn't surprised that individuals would be drawn to smashing items to ease stress, but doesn't necessarily think it's the most effective strategy.  "I would agree it might make the person in the moment get some short-term relief. I guess the issue about whether you want to encourage it would be: 'Are there negative consequences of doing it even though a person does feel good about doing it in the moment?' I think there are."  Keelan said many studies show that behaving aggressively towards inanimate objects could lead to an increase in the intensity of anger and a greater likelihood of behaving aggressively towards people.  "My other concern is if you focus on this way of dealing with emotion -- like anger and frustration -- that will detract from the person using skills and strategies to deal with these feelings in a manner in which research has found to be effective."

For Cheung, he finds tranquility in the act of smashing.  "I do Muay Thai pretty regularly ... and it gives me a very calming effect. And I find the same effect with Rage Room," he said.  "When I've done a session ... I feel that same calm. I feel very in control of my emotions after that."





This seems like a good idea on paper.  People everywhere are generally stressed so you could probably open one of these up anywhere in America and get pretty good business.  Just don't expect average folks to be walking through your door to decompress.  You're probably going to get a lot more guys like this weirdo Jason Lepine who can't stop thinking about his mother whenever he's bashing an old Epson Stylus Color 740i with a fairway wood.

It's always good to release pent-up frustration every once in a while but this may not be the most healthy solution for your stresses.  I mean anything can turn into a vice.  Eventually smashing charger plates and old fax machines isn't quite doing it for you anymore and next thing you know you're on a flight to Amsterdam to bid on kidnapped art students so you can tie them up in a boiler room and cut their eyes out with a butter knife.

And I love how the owner said he got the idea from two teenagers in Serbia.  Yea pal, I don't know if I want to be mirroring concepts from these kids.  They sound more like the maniacs from 3 Guys 1 Hammer.  I'm pretty sure the "rage room" they were referring to was just all of Serbia.

If you ask me, this is a much more viable idea




Yanks drop second straight to Cleveland


The Indians have become a pretty big pain in the ass.  They pitch pretty well and have been able to do just enough offensively to win these games, but this is still a team the Yankees are supposed to beat up on.  That's now four losses in five games to Cleveland in the last eleven days.  

Tanaka was not especially sharp last night.  He really didn't command his offspeed stuff very well and had trouble getting guys to chase as much as they normally do.  His defense didn't do him any favors either.  He made the pitch he had to make to get out of a jam in the fifth and induced a weak grounder to Brendan Ryan who botched the transfer and let a run walk in to give Cleveland a 2-1 lead.  Then in the 6th McCann reached into the stands on a foul-pop off the bat of Carlos Santana and let the ball fall right off his mitt to extend the at-bat.  Naturally Santana ripped the next pitch into the right field seats to make it 3-1.  All in all for Tanaka it wasn't a poor performance by any stretch but a far cry from the masterpiece he spun last Saturday in Toronto.  Last night called for an ace like effort to get a win and he simply was not up to the task.

On the other end, Carlos Carrasco most definitely was.  He pitched even better last night than he did last Tuesday.  If the Yanks hadn't chased him out of the game with two outs in the 7th they may not have squared up a pitch all night.  One run, five hits, one walk, 11 Ks.  The Indian's bullpen and defense bent a little bit and let the Yanks get back in the game in the 7th and 8th innings but three runs in the top of the 9th gave Cleveland enough of a lead to seal the deal.


I took issue with a couple of decisions by Girardi last night.  First off, sitting Ellsbury.  I get that he'd played a number of days in a row and they don't have a day off until Thursday and that the Indians are throwing four right-handers in a row so there's really no opportune day to give him a break.  But I felt like we really needed all the help we could get last night and I would've really liked to have gone to battle against Carrasco with my $153 million leadoff guy.  Especially when you're going to pinch-hit with him in the seventh and have him play two innings in the field anyway.  Not to mention the guy you replaced him with in the lineup hits about .150 against righties.

The other one was to pitch to Brantley in the 9th with runners on second and third with one out.  The score's 4-3 at that point and you have to keep it there.  The only way you're getting out of that inning unscathed is by striking out Brantley and that was not going to happen.  I have confidence in Justin Wilson and you had the lefty-lefty match-up there but Brantley is one of the very best hitters in baseball, not to mention the fact that he hits .311 against lefthanders.  You stay away from him, load the bases for that fat bastard Carlos Santana and try to get him to bounce into a double play.  Once Brantley ripped that single the game was effectively over.

While those two moves peeved me a bit they don't really compare to the hate fire I have burning for Jose Ramirez.


















You've gotta be fucking kidding me with this guy.  In five games against the Yankees this year he's 10 for 22 (.455) with five runs scored.  He's hitting .184 against everyone else in baseball but when he plays the Yankees he turns into fucking Rogers Hornsby.  Between him and this chubby Dominican dude named Abraham making highlight reel catches every night in center field I'm going to lose my fucking mind before this series is over.



Friday, August 21, 2015

Be the better pitcher.


The weakest unit on this team is the starting pitching.  Though lately it's been the lineup that's been slacking, hitting comes and goes.  With the exception of last night they've actually started to pick it up a bit and there's plenty of reason to believe that they'll be hitting heading into October.  The bullpen has been lights out since Opening Day.  The biggest question marks on this team going forward lie within the starting rotation.

The most defined role in the rotation belongs to Masahiro Tanaka.  In his most recent start he put forth the best performance of his Yankee career.  It wasn't his most dominant but it was by far the most important.  Last Saturday went a long way in establishing the ace that the Yankees need to in order to be successful come playoff time.  Tonight will be another test, not because of the team, but because of the opposing starting pitcher.  Carlos Carrasco is a bonafide stud who's really starting to come into his own.  In six starts since the All-Star break he's got a 2.51 ERA while holding opponents to a .163 batting average.  He tossed a gem his last time out against the Yankees going 8 innings and allowing just two solo home runs while striking out 8 and walking none.  He's going to be a handful tonight.

I'm not going to be surprised if the Yankees don't score a bunch off Carrasco.  His stuff is that good.  But Tanaka's has to be better.  That's just the nature of it.  If the Yankees are going to be the best team they can be than Tanaka has to take games like this and grab them by the balls.  Go toe-to-toe with one of the best pitchers in baseball and beat him.  That means keeping the ball in the ballpark, working out of trouble when he has to and giving them distance.  Go out there and pitch to the score.  If the bats can't get anything going that inning then throw up another 0.  Be the guy we brought you in here to be.

On a side note, I have a feeling this is going to be one of those nights that Stephen Drew hits a big homer.  He's had a few of them this year and they've all seemed to come out of nowhere, probably because he's fucking awful and you never expect him to do anything good.  But he's 3 for 9 off Carrasco lifetime with two home runs, one of them coming last week at Progressive Field.  He may just be there only hope tonight because the rest of these guys looked absolutely lost last Tuesday.

Josh Tomlin toys with the Yanks, Indians win 3-2


There are times where you shouldn't bitch about your offense and you just have to tip your cap to the opposing pitcher.  Tonight was not one of those times.  I refuse to tip my cap when a dude like Josh Tomlin goes out there with 0 stuff and nobody can hit it all night.  The Yankee bats just flat out sucked.

I really thought they were going to finish that comeback off in the 9th though.  I was convinced that Headley was going to drive in both of those runs.  I just feel comfortable with him up in big spots for some reason.  But it didn't work out and the Yanks lost.  It may not seem like it but the 0-1 pitch to McCann was huge.  A colossal fuck-up by Dan Iassogna.  So clearly upstairs to the point where I didn't even think twice about what the pitch was called and was legit shocked when I looked up and saw the count was 0-2.  Good for Girardi to go out there and get thrown out.  But that wasn't why they lost tonight.  The offense was awful and so was Nova.  The tough part about losing this game was that Tomlin is by far the worst pitcher the Yanks will see this series.  Everyone else is capable of going out there with great stuff and giving this lineup problems.  Tonight was their chance to pounce on the guy throwing pus and instead they could only muster two hits in seven innings.  That's the third time the Yankees have lost to the Indians in the last week and all three losses have come by just one run.  

The good news tonight was that A-Rod had a couple of hits including a monster home run, his second in his last nine at-bats, so it looks like he's starting to get his swing back a bit.  It'll be Carlos Carrasco against Tanaka tonight.  Masahiro is coming off his best start as a Yankee and this one isn't going to be any easier with his counterpart throwing the ball about as well as anyone in baseball.


Thursday, August 20, 2015

Taking care of business



I heard Carton talk about this on the Morning Show today.  He called this the TCB Homestand.  So that's what we're going to call it.  And taking care of business is exactly what the Yanks have done so far.  Three straight wins against the Twins and now four games to feast on the Indians.  Yea I felt similarly heading into Cleveland last week but now they're in our house where we're a much more dangerous team.  Time for a little payback. 

The Indians will be without 3B Chris Johnson after he hit the DL but they'll have Jason Kipnis this time around.  That's not the best news in the world.  Including Brantley and Carlos Santana that makes three very dangerous bats swinging from the left side at Yankee Stadium over the next four days.  I can live with one of those guys doing a little damage this weekend but if fucking Jose Ramirez and his 54 wRC+ start driving in runs again I'm gonna lose it.

Somehow the Yankees are gonna miss Corey Kluber again this series.  It'll be Nova against Josh Tomlin tonight.  He hasn't pitched much this year due to injury but for some reference he had a 4.76 ERA last year and his best fastball doesn't top 90mph.  Tomorrow you'll get Tanaka against Carlos Carrasco who only gave up two runs (both solo shots) in eight innings last week against the Yankees.  They're probably going to have their work cutout for them again.  The Saturday matinee features the kid Luis and flamethrower Danny Salazar.  You'll recall Salazar also worked over the Yankee offense last week to the tune of one run in 7.1 innings.  Then Sunday afternoon you get CC and Trevor Bauer.  The Yanks tagged this guy for six runs in 3.1 innings last Thursday.  If you watched that game you saw this lunatic crow-hopping during his between inning warmups like he was doing long toss out in right field.  First time I ever saw him do that.  Weird stuff.  Whatever gets you to that place man.  Unless of course you suck.  Then maybe stop doing it.


Ervin Santana says Yankee Stadium is a joke



HBT – Greg Bird took Ervin Santana downtown twice yesterday, and that’s what cost the Twins the game. After the game, Santana had this to say about the homers he gave up. One of which he gives Bird credit for, the other he does not: “The other one was a very good pitch, out and way, and he just hit it very good,” the pitcher said. “I know, probably in another park that’s a double. But here, it’s a joke.”

I'm a little confused.  I understand when a visiting pitcher gets frustrated after serving up a 314.5 foot pop-up that goes for a home run but yesterday that most certainly was NOT the case.  Bird's first home run was crushed into the upper deck and the second one went about 400 feet into the Yankee bullpen so I'm not really sure what Santana is talking about here.  Maybe you should spend a little less time blaming your surroundings and a little more time evaluating your own performance after getting your head spun around twice by a kid with 19 career plate appearances.

He isn't wrong though.  Yankee Stadium most definitely IS a joke.  There are more home runs hit on bad contact there than anywhere else in baseball by a huge margin.  I almost find it endearing when someone pokes fun at the new place.  Yea I know it's a joke.  But we build our teams around our joke, hit a billion home runs and we dominate at home.  Maybe learn to take advantage of your own home field Ervin.  You're on steroids with 5.53 ERA pitching in a ballpark with the vastness of outer space.




Mike Trout wants to be a meteorologist


YAHOO - At first, Jim Cantore thought the question was a joke. Then he saw the blue checkmark verifying the Twitter account that sent it and realized the best baseball player in the world really did want to know everything he could about the size of the snowstorm headed for New Jersey.

“All of a sudden, I get this direct message from Mike Trout,” said Cantore, the Weather Channel’s voluble on-camera meteorologist and among the most trusted voices in forecasting today. “He’s asking me about the storm. Not like, ‘Hey, Jim, it’s Mike.’ He just went right into the details. He was genuinely curious about what the models said.”

For all of Trout’s star power and the possibility of back-to-back American League MVP trophies, precious little is known about him away from the field. Which is why Cantore, a New York Yankees fan, was tickled to learn something that a few Internet sleuths later figured out.
Mike Trout is a weather geek. And if he weren’t patrolling center field for the Los Angeles Angels nightly, the 24-year-old figures he would be holed away in some corner of the northeast where snow falls during the winter delivering the daily weather report on local TV.

“I would love to try it,” Trout said.  Instead, Trout consumes weather information with a voraciousness that’s apparent to his Angels teammates. On his phone, he said, is a folder of apps called “Weather.” Trout scrolls through different models (Global Forecast System, European Center for Medium-Range Weather Forecasts, North American Ensemble Forecast System) and others that specify short-, medium- and long-range forecasting. If ever there’s a question about whether the Angels are going to play a particular game with gloomy skies above, they know whom to ask.
Garrett Richards saw Trout’s forecast-following prowess early in his career. The two roomed together in the minor leagues from 2009-11. At Double-A in Little Rock, Ark., they spent late nights grilling food and watching the rain.

“We’d have bad thunderstorms there,” Richards said. “He’d always be checking the radar. And we had a balcony at our apartment. He’d go out there and sit all night.”  Trout’s weather obsession started in the same place as Cantore’s: a deep desire to avoid class and a common bond with dad. “I was young, and I always wanted to get off school,” Trout said. “So I’d ask, ‘When’s the snowstorm coming?’ I was the kid in class who would see snow out the window and start looking at it and want to play with it.” Trout said his father, Jeff, fostered his love for storms even more, and whether it was ski trips or just sitting atop a mountain and watching flakes fall, it mesmerized Trout.

Because he ended up in Los Angeles, Trout grew accustomed to its one season of perfect weather. He lives in Laguna Beach and has a private beach on which he drinks his coffee every morning. Life without snow, he admits, isn’t the worst thing in the world. Still, he can’t help but chase bad weather every now and again. Once during spring training, Trout noticed on a model that Flagstaff, Ariz., was going to get blanketed with snow. The Angels had a day off, so Trout drove the 2½ hours north to watch the storm.

All of Trout’s social-media allusions to weather – tweets from screenshots of the Weather Channel app, other tweets to the wonky @NJWeatherBlogs, Facebook posts of forecasts – led one Reddit user in May to posit a theory: “Mike Trout [maybe secretly] wants to be a meteorologist.” Another user said Trout followed more than 20 weather-related accounts, though a recent look through his followers found no fewer than 36, including one specific to Maryland (@TerpWeather), a local Connecticut TV guy (@TylerJankoski), a handful of AccuWeather experts and, of course, Jim Cantore, with whom he’ll DM regularly during particularly ugly storms.

They’ve discussed helping Trout fulfill part of his childhood dream this offseason. He spends every winter in his house on the outskirts of Millville, the south Jersey town in which he grew up. And should a big storm hit the area this offseason, the Weather Channel wants to offer Trout a correspondent’s gig.

“We’re planning on me doing a story when there’s a big storm in Jersey,” he said. “I’m gonna be on the Weather Channel. Hopefully, we get a big snowstorm.” And if not, perhaps he can do it like Cantore and follow the bad weather where it goes. “A sick vacation for me,” Trout said, “would be to go to upstate New York when a big snowstorm hits.”

In the meantime, all Trout gets to chase are flyballs. Never has he gone after bad weather – Richards, an Oklahoma native, has invited him home to hunt for tornadoes – and considering he’s still improving, Trout may be playing baseball through plenty more El Niños than the one scheduled to hit California this winter. That hasn’t stopped Cantore from dreaming about Trout’s post-career plans and trying to steal him away from post-career baseball-broadcasting opportunities.

“I definitely see this guy chasing tornadoes, standing in snowstorms,” Cantore said. “And I hope I’ll be right there alongside him.”





I'm in no position to sit here and make fun of Mike Trout.  If I could switch lives with one person in the world it would probably be him.  But you've got to be kidding me with this.  Weather?  The most mundane, boring thing there is to talk about.  You know when you're stuck on an elevator with someone you kind of know but don't really care about and you bring up the weather outside because you can't think of anything else and everyone can relate to that?  Well those conversations get Mike Trout going.  Get his wheels turning at a crazy pace.  Of course I wish I loved something as much as Mike Trout loves weather.  I wish I had interests other than sports and drinking.  But there's gotta be a better way to spend your spare time when you're the best baseball player in the world than driving 2.5 hours to Flagstaff, Arizona to watch a snow squall.  

The craziest thing is there are so many people that would kill to play in California and he probably can't stand it.  Just mopes around the clubhouse all day because it never rains and the weather is always beautiful and boring.  The team goes on a road trip in April to some shitty city like Minnesota where it's still snowing and he gets amped.  They go to Seattle and the tarp comes out and the rest of the team heads to the clubhouse to play cards or something and he's still outside sitting on the railing watching the droplets fall in amazement.

And Garret Richards is a weird dude too.  You invited Trout to Oklahoma so you could hunt for tornadoes like you're fucking Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt?  Yea that's how you wanna go out Mike.  Have your life and career cut short because you voluntarily got sucked up into the sky by a fucking twister.  




Cashman told Jeter back in 2010 that he'd rather have Troy Tulowitzki playing shortstop


DAILY NEWS - In the middle of contentious contract negotiations with Derek Jeter in 2010, Yankee GM Brian Cashman told the pinstriped icon that he would prefer to have Troy Tulowitzki playing shortstop the next season, according to a new Sports Illustrated profile of Cashman.

The story, written by S.L. Price, says that in one of their final face-to-face meetings, Jeter asked the GM, “Who would you rather have playing shortstop this year than me?”

Cashman replied, “Do you really want me to answer that?” Given the go-ahead, Cashman named Tulowitzki, then a star with the Colorado Rockies, and was prepared to rattle off a list of others, the story said. Cashman also added, “We’re not paying extra money for popularity. We’re paying for performance.”

The moment was defused and the two sides eventually agreed on a three-year deal worth $51 million. Cashman also calls Jeter “the greatest player I will have ever had,” in the story.

But the profile also says that Cashman was impatient with what Price writes were Jeter’s “diva-like tendencies” and the GM enjoyed being “one of the few to tell the Captain no.”

Reached by phone Wednesday, Cashman said of the Tulo anecdote: “I didn’t provide the information. I didn’t confirm it or deny it. He (Price) asked me about it. I said it was a private meeting."  But, Cashman also added, “If players ask me questions, I’ll answer directly and honestly.”

Asked about the “diva-like tendencies” — Price’s words, not Cashman’s — Cashman said, “I didn’t say he had diva-like tendencies. It’s a piece he wrote. He put it together. You’d have to ask him about that. There’s no quotes about that from me.”



There are going to be a lot of Yankee fans who look at this as blasphemy because Jeter is a Deity and Cashman is the uninspired GM who's only sustained a career because of a vast amount of resources.  But this is exactly how general managers operate.  When Derek Jeter got to the negotiating table he was dealing with both Cashman and ownership.  The Yankees were trying to hash out a deal that made sense from both a baseball perspective and a business perspective.  Cashman handles the baseball side of things.  He isn't worried about selling t-shirts.  Cashman is fighting for every dollar he can save because of the proverbial line in the sand that the Steinbrenners are not willing to cross when it comes to payroll.  Every dollar in Jeter's pocket means fewer funds to allocate across the rest of the team.  His job is to put the best team on the field possible.

Obviously Derek Jeter is prideful guy and up until his final playing days was a tremendous competitor.  I'm sure it was important to him to feel as if his on-field worth was that of $17 million a year player.  So he challenged Cashman at the table and he told him like it was.  But not a single tear ought to be shed for Derek Jeter.  They inked him to a 3-year, $51 million deal and picked up his $12 million option at age 39 a year after he missed basically the entire season.  The Yankees have been great to him as he's been great for them.  Sometimes things get hairy behind the scenes. 

As for the "diva-like tendencies", I haven't read the article but it looks like Cashman never said that.  It sounds better for the story to paint a picture that Jeter was this high-maintenance narcissist that Cashman stood up to despite his iconic status but I'm sure that's EXTREMELY exaggerated.  What I will admit is that I do like what Cashman did and it's encouraging to know that our GM going forward has bigger balls than any executive in baseball.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Bird Goes Deep Twice, Yanks Sweep Twins








Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!  What happened to that boy??? Brrrrrrrrrrr!

Seriously, how about this fucking kid?  Starts a big rally on Monday night, has a couple hits and an RBI last night and today hits two home runs and generates the only offense in a 4-3 win.  I guess Cashman standing still at the deadline wasn't the worst thing in the world huh?  First Lucky Luis and now the Birdman, both contributing at the big league level just a few weeks after the deadline.  There is so much to love about both of these kids.  From their raw talent to their calm and confident demeanor.  They both most certainly belong here (of course Bird won't factor into the lineup much once Tex gets back but for now I think he'll fill in just fine over there at first).

That was a good old fashion Minnesota Twins ass kicking.  A clean sweep for those of you keeping score at home.  All three games had personality to them.  A grind it out win on Monday after having your starter leave the game in the second inning, A-Rod's grand slam in the comeback last night and then today with both of Bird's two-run shots.  And lets not forget about Eovaldi who was great again.  Perfect through 5.1 before unraveling after a soft blooper broke it up.  Next thing you know another base hit, a walk and then a two-run single by Mauer on a cement mixer and the lead was gone along with the perfecto.  

But hankfully for Eovaldi and for the Yankees the Birdman was here to save the day.  As for how he'll factor into the Yankees' plans down the stretch here, I think the best case scenario is he earns himself a roster spot as a bat off the bench to hit late in games for whoever's playing second base come October.  He has a PERFECT Yankee Stadium swing.

You have to love the way this team is pitching lately.  It's quality outing after quality outing.  With Michael Pineda a Friday rehab start away from rejoining the team they may just go with a six-man rotation the rest of the way, which is fine with me.  Getting these pitchers into the postseason rested, healthy and effective is the goal right now.  And enough can't be said about how great a job Larry Rothschild and Brian Cashman have done in evaluating Eovaldi and helping him evolve as a pitcher.  He's taken so many strides since leading the National League in hits allowed last year and starting this season with an ERA approaching 6.  He's developed his off-speed pitches and is making a legitimate case to be a part of the postseason rotation.

Tomorrow the Indians come into town for a long four game weekend set.  This is a chance to get a little payback for the series loss last week.  Keep an eye on the Blue Jays tonight in Philadelphia.

MAGIC NUMBER - 42

Jets Sign Matt Flynn



Has anyone in football history lived a better life than Matt Flynn?  Four years ago he threw six touchdown passes in a meaningless Week 17 game and he's been BANKING ever since.  He's made over $18 million in his career and he's started SEVEN games.  That's insanity.  The old saying is that the best job in football is being a backup quarterback.  Well Matt Flynn is like that times a trillion.

I actually love Matt Flynn.  It's not like he was this huge prospect who never panned out because he didn't work hard enough or couldn't stay on the field.  He just flat out sucks and was able to convince not one but TWO NFL teams that he was a starting quarterback worth millions and millions of dollars.  So many times you see really good, productive players get fucked over by NFL teams either by being drastically underpaid or getting straight up cut the minute they start to drop off a bit.  It's nice to see a guy who was able to turn the tables on a couple of teams.

As for the signing, Flynn is about as good as it's going to get for a backup's backup.  They weren't about to go out and make at trade for Kirk Cousins with Geno only slated to miss four games.  Just know if Fitzy goes down before then the Jets are fucked because Flynn really does suck.  If you need a barometer to measure that you can note that the Pats just cut him in favor of Ryan Lindley.

Get the fuck off me



That's how you break out of a slump.  That's how you remind the world you're one of the greatest players who's ever lived.  I don't care if he hasn't had a hit in a month, you don't throw that weak ass shit to Alex Rodriguez.  You're gonna get burned 100 out of 100 times.

How many moments have there been like this season?  50?  Every time something like this happens I feel like we're going to win the World Series.  I mean A-Rod was ICE COLD.  Hasn't hit a home run in a month.  1 for his last 27.  0 for 3 on the night.  Every baseball writer in New York wondering whether or not he's finally breaking down.  But he hasn't gotten down once.  Every day in the post-game it's the same thing from him.  Staying the course, understanding that slumps happen and that eventually you're going to break out of it.  And that was about as colossal a slump-buster as I've ever seen.  A no-doubter followed by a classic dugout stare to flip a 4-1 deficit into a 5-4 advantage.  Is this going to get A-Rod going?  Not sure.  But when you literally win a game by yourself like that it gives you enough currency where you aren't going to be hearing much criticism out of fans for the foreseeable future.

The line on CC last night doesn't do him justice.  He really pitched great and probably would have been lifted earlier if the bullpen hadn't been so taxed.  He was perfect through 4.1 but coughed up the lead in the fifth before serving up the two-run shot to Sano in the 7th.  As far as I'm concerned that's three straight really good starts by CC.

This lineup isn't quite scoring 9 runs a game, but Beltran is one of the hottest hitters in baseball, Jacoby has five multi-hit games during his current six game hitting streak and Headley has an .858 OPS in his last 25 games.  Today should be a great opportunity to score a bunch of runs and complete a series sweep against Ervin Santana and his 5.66 ERA.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Ride the wave




Minnesota has come into the Bronx and had some success recently and I don't like it.  Match-ups with the Twins used to be our tune-up games.  Most times they would just lay down and die before the bell even rang.  So I think it's only right that the guy who's been on the mound for so many of those drubbings over the years goes out there tonight and throws a gem.

I'm not sure how long this recent stint of productivity from CC Sabathia is going to last.  All we can really do is try and ride the wave.  The big guy toes the rubber tonight against a familiar opponent.  He's started 35 career games against the Twins with a nifty 17-9 record.  He got roughed up a bit at Target Field a few weeks ago but he's coming off two of his best outings of the year and he'll look to build off that on a night where the bullpen badly needs a break.

The Yanks have had a couple of fresh arms inserted into the bullpen in the last 24 hours.  Chris Capuano and Nick Rumbelow will be available tonight after Caleb Cotham was demoted and Bryan Mitchell hit the 7-day concussion DL.  You can bet Betances won't be available tonight but I'd imagine Justin Wilson and Andrew Miller should be good to go.  Not too sure about Shreve. 

Girardi will also be playing tonight with a short bench while Tex sits after fouling that ball off his leg yesterday.  Greg Bird will get the start at first and will hit behind Beltran in the six hole. 

Despite an eight run output last night I think it's fair to say that the offense still won't truly start clicking until A-Rod starts hitting.  Mike Pelfry is not an overpowering pitcher by any stretch and he should pose an ample opportunity tonight to get things going in the right direction.  A-Rod should see plenty of good pitches with the hot hitting McCann and Beltran situated behind him.

Yanks grind out a win, outlast Twins 8-7 in 10




Last night's game was about as hard fought a win as you can have.  I talked yesterday about how these games at home against Minnesota and Cleveland could give the Yankees an opportunity to get fat and win some games without killing themselves.  Well on the very first night of a stretch where the Yankees will play ten games in ten days they completely emptied their bullpen, lost their first baseman for the night and almost had their starting pitcher murdered by a line drive. 




It happened so quick at first you really weren't sure where exactly it caught him but then he started to bleed out like a Quentin Tarantino movie so you had to figure it was his nose.  He's got a slight nasal fracture and they're not sure yet if he has a concussion so it obviously could have been a lot worse.  He should just be thankful he wasn't wearing Alex Torres' helmet because he would have looked absolutely ridiculous lying on the ground bleeding out of his face with that silly hat on.

As for the game, Mitchell's departure put the Yankees in a situation where they had to piece together the rest of the game with their bullpen.  Early on it looked like the Yankees were well on their way to a win with their spot starter on the mound.  The 3-0 lead Mitchell was spotted came courtesy of Brian McCann.  It was more of the same from him, his third homer in five games (he finished the night 3 for 5 with five RBI and threw three runners out).  Mitchell was a pitch away from getting out of the second inning unscathed when the line drive took him out.  That's when Caleb Cotham, the long man by default, let the Twins back in the game.

It was a bit of a lead exchange the rest of the way.  McCann had another big hit, a two-run single to put the Yanks up 5-4 in the third.  The Twins scored in the 4th, 5th and 6th to take a 7-5 lead before Carlos Beltran tied it up with a two-run shot in the bottom of the 6th.  That score stood still until the bottom of the tenth when the Yanks loaded the bases for Headley who hit a grounder to the one guy in the world I needed that ball hit to.  Eduardo Nunez is literally the worst shortstop in the history of baseball.  He botched the ball and didn't even know what to do with it so he threw it to first like that even made any sense at all.  Ordinarily it seems kind of anti-climactic to win a game on a walk-off error but last night definitely felt like poetic justice.

In the meantime the Yanks will head into tonight's game with a thin bullpen.  Chris Capuano will probably be in the building tonight to replace Mitchell.  The short term rotation issues should work themselves out with Pineda soon to return and the rosters set to expand in a couple weeks.  That's a full game lead in the division for those of you keeping score at home, 2 games in the loss column.  The Blue Jays are in Philadelphia tonight while the Yanks throw CC out there against Mike Pelfry.

Monday, August 17, 2015

Time to get fat



These past ten days have been pretty grueling.  Six hardly-contested battles with the Blue Jays book-ending three tough games in Cleveland, all of which were played with stress stemming from an offense that's sputtering.  However, it's August 17th, the Yankees are in first place and they are about to embark upon a 10 game home-stand against mostly mediocre opponents.  The Blue Jay locomotive has at least slowed down a little bit after this weekend and you can bet your bottom dollar that there are losses coming for Toronto.  That's just the way baseball works.  This stretch here could present a great opportunity for the Yanks to pad the division lead. 

The first team in to visit the Bronx is the Twins.  This is not a good team anymore, not that they ever really were one.  They took two of three against the Indians over the weekend but they're 10-17 since the All-Star break and now find themselves just one game over .500 chasing three teams for the final wild card spot.  The Yanks took two of three in Minnesota back in late July so they're familiar with what's in front of them.

The Twins have a few decent hitters in their lineup.  Brian Dozier is their big bopper who has a lot of pop but can be pitched to.  The rookie Miguel Sano is a really good young hitter.  Torii Hunter is ok.  Joe Mauer is a shell of his former self.  Other than that there's really not a whole lot to worry about.

The true barometer for how badly the Yankee lineup is struggling is going to be how they perform against these next three starting pitchers; Kyle Gibson, Mike Pelfry and Ervin Santana.  There is nothing impressive about any of these guys.  Gibson is starting tonight and hasn't won a game in five starts.  His last time out against the Yankees he gave up six runs in 5.1 IP and took the loss.  Pelfry has an ERA a few ticks under 4 but a losing record at 6-7 and a 1.41 WHIP.  And Ervin Santana has allowed 24 runs in his last 20 innings and has been awful since coming back from his PED suspension.  If the Yankees can't get things going offensively at home against these guys then they may be in more trouble than we thought.

Bryan Mitchell is getting the nod tonight, pushing everybody back a day.  There will probably be a pretty short leash on him with a well rested bullpen.  He looked great during his last appearance tossing three shutout innings during the Yankees' 16 inning loss at Cleveland last Tuesday.  His last start was not so great.  The White Sox tagged him for four runs in four innings as he took a loss on August 1st.  CC Sabathia will look to build off his last two starts when he goes tomorrow night.  In those two outings he's allowed just three earned runs in 12 innings but hasn't recorded a win.  Wednesday afternoon will feature Nate Eovaldi on the hill as he'll aim for his 13th win despite a 4.26 ERA.  His last start against the Indians wasn't great but the Yankees did what they usually do for him and scored a bunch of runs to get him into the win column. 

The biggest thing to watch for this series is A-Rod.  He's in the biggest slump of the season and he's got to get going in order for this team to be as good as it can be.  Otherwise there may need to be a shakeup in the batting order, i.e. Beltran moving into the three-hole.  Even without an offensive explosion these are three very winnable games for the Yankees.  They've been a streaky team all year and they're coming off a bit of a downslide.  It's time to even that out and go on a win streak.



CC was involved in a fight outside a club in Toronto








Yankees star CC Sabathia was leaving a Toronto nightclub when a massive fight broke out ... and several people had to hold him back from the action.

The brawl broke out early Saturday morning ... after the Yankees had won game 1 of their weekend series against the Blue Jays. CC stands out in the crowd for two reasons -- he's 6'7" and he's sporting BRIGHT red sneakers.

It's unclear what sparked the fight -- witnesses tell us hecklers were yelling "Go Blue Jays" -- but Sabathia definitely looks like he WANTS to jump into the fray. Ultimately, a friend shoved him into a cab and he got outta Dodge.

Earlier in the year I probably would have said something along the lines of "too bad he didn't break his shoulder so that he doesn't have to pitch anymore and we can void his contract in 2017" but he's actually pitched pretty well lately.

Anybody who thinks this fight had anything to do with Bryan Mitchell pitching tonight is an idiot.  They're playing 16 games in 16 days and want to throw a spot start in there to give everyone an extra day.  They've been doing it all year and they talked about doing it heading into this stretch of play.  Also I'm not sure how pushing a guy's start back a day is punishment for anything.

This is a total non-story despite the fact that I'm posting it and treating it like a story.  CC has always been a stand up guy, on and off the field.  Other than the way he's pitched the past couple of years he's never embarrassed the Yankees since he's been here.  I don't know what started this but I'm going to give CC the benefit of the doubt and say it wasn't him.  He's got nothing to answer for.  He wasn't involved in the physical element of the confrontation, yelled at some people, got in a cab and went home.  No harm no foul.






Sunday, August 16, 2015

Not a sweep, but I'll take it



Oh how sweet it would have been after last weekend to come right back and punch the Blue Jays in the mouth with a series sweep.  But going on the road and taking two of three from the hottest team in baseball is a good thing no matter how you cut it up. 

Severino was great again today.  He was blowing his fastball by some of the best hitters in baseball all day long but was once again betrayed by his defense and lack of run support.  Beltran losing the ball in the sun (error, double, whatever you want to call it) gave the Blue Jays an extra out in the 3rd and they took advantage.  Donaldson RBI double and then a Bautista bomb.  3-0 Toronto.  I'd like my pitcher to bare down there and pick up his defense but I'm not going to hold it against a 21-year-old rookie.  If I could offer a slight critique of Severino I would say that while he most certainly does have a major league fastball, his slider and change-up need to develop.  Both of those pitches got bashed for the biggest blows of the day and he's had trouble putting away hitters in his three starts with any pitch but his fastball.  Other than that, there's so much to love and be excited about with this kid.

Today may have been a shitty way to end the series but there were so many positives to take from this weekend.  First off, the Yanks went into Toronto and slayed the proverbial dragon.  The Blue Jays were on a torrid pace and had become the trendy pick to win the world series and never lose a baseball game again.   The Yanks came in, ended the winning streak and took back the division.

Secondly, Masahiro Tanaka earned his pinstripes on Saturday.  In the biggest game of his major league career against the best lineup in baseball he went out and threw a masterpiece.  And it was so much more than that.  The bullpen was cooked.  There was no Miller/Betances safety net waiting behind him and he went out and threw a complete game.  Just an ace doing ace things.  The bad news is the lineup is still struggling.  Not quite as as mightily as they were heading into the series but they still haven't clicked.  Price had his way with them on Friday while Marco Estrada and Drew Hutchinson were also for the most part able to suppress the offense.

Unfortunately the greatest culprit during this prolonged period of offensive futility has been Alex Rodriguez.  You hate to call him out because he pretty much eclipsed his projected season home run and rbi totals by the all-star break but he's 2 for his last 26 and 7 for his last 46 without a home run since July 27th.  When it comes to identifying what's wrong with the offense the easy target has been Ellsbury but now he's started to pick it up a bit.  This hasn't been a jaw-dropping slump but it's the longest one A-Rod's experienced this year.  He's been so consistent all season hitting in the 3 hole and now you're starting to see what this lineup looks like when he isn't performing.  Now you have to start asking yourself is this just an extended slump or is A-Rod starting to wear down?  If Beltran continues to rake does he slide into the 3 hole more often?

You have to feel good today even though the weekend ended on a sour note.  Tomorrow starts a ten-game homestand.  Twins for three, four against the Indians and then the Astros.  Hopefully the offense can get a little more comfortable back at the friendly confines of Yankee Stadium and start to get rolling.  If it does they'll have a great chance to pad their lead over the next ten days provided Toronto doesn't go on any more 11 game winning streaks.

Friday, August 14, 2015

Winning streak ovaaaahhhhhh



What a fucking win.  What a fucking game.  That was one of the best regular season games I've ever watched.  The intensity at the Rogers Center tonight was unreal.  From the first inning the place was rocking.  Fans living and dying with every pitch.  The atmosphere was unreal.  Price and Nova duking it out again.  The Yankees putting on baserunner after baserunner to no avail.  Nova working through his kinks to keep the Blue Jays at 3 runs.  To have gone into this game and lost it would have been one thing but to have coughed it up in the 9th after Beltran's home run may have killed this team for good. 

And how about Carlos Fucking Beltran?  For the most part this year I've been able to stifle my hatred for the way he plays right field because I know if the Yankees make the playoffs he's going to rake.  And tonight, in his biggest AB as a Yankee, he did exactly that.  I remember looking at his face as he stood at the plate in the 8th.  The place was so loud the centerfield camera was shaking.  All the while Carlos looked as cool as a cucumber.  He took the next pitch and fucking blasted it into the right centerfield seats.  Shut the fuck up Toronto.

Then came Miller in the 9th.  Absolute panic attack.  A walk to Callobello and a base hit by Pillar and all of the sudden you start to wonder if Miller's about to come back down to Earth.  Blew the save against the Indians, gave up a run last night and put the Yankees on the brink again tonight.  After that wild pitch while Revere was up I was convinced it was over.  You could see he was visibly shaken up.  But he buckled down and struck out the final two batters, making Revere look foolish on a couple of sliders before winning an epic 12-pitch battle with Tulo. 

This was about as big of a win as you can get on August 14th.  Think about what a loss tonight would have meant.  It would have been another game in the standings, another game tacked onto Toronto's winning streak and another day of reporters asking the Yankees about how scared they are of the Blue Jays.  Now all of that can be put to rest.  I'm not saying Carlos Beltran just shifted the entire momentum of the pennant race with one swing, but I'm not not saying that.