Saturday, August 22, 2015

Chinese girl gets dumped, spazzes out on the street for an hour and a half




DAILY NEWS - A woman dumped by text has become an internet sensation after her spectacular temper tantrum was caught on camera.

The 24-year-old was heartbroken when she received a message from her boyfriend of several years telling her they were finished.  And the woman then shocked onlookers in downtown Hong Kong when she threw herself to the floor in a rage, kicking her legs and screaming at passersby.
Bystanders attempt to help the woman, but she becomes increasingly angry as she yells and flails around.

Wearing a short gray tracksuit and white sneakers, with bright red hair, the woman draws a crowd thanks to her bizarre behavior, reported Opposing Views.  Several people try to help the distraught woman, but she continues to roll around the floor, screaming and striking awkward poses.
Reports suggest that the woman remained on the ground for more than an hour as bemused onlookers attempted to help her.

Eventually police and paramedics arrived, and carried the woman away in a stretcher to put an end to the sorry scene.



I've always imagined Hong Kong as like New York City on steroids in terms of vagrancy because of how crowded it is.  I feel like for every one derelict here there's like 10 of them there.  That's why I can't wrap my mind around these people stopping to help this chick out.  Like is this what the Chinese do?  You'd figure a girl spazzing on the pavement howling at passerby's like they're all Godzilla would be par for the course.  Instead they're so taken back they stop and try to help her out.  If I saw that girl walking home from work I'd probably tense up and be ready to fight her just in case she lunged at me.  These Chinese vigilantes are literally trying to help her get back on her feet by picking up her arms and dragging her up off the ground.  I guess it must be rude to ignore the homeless in Hong Kong.  Add that to the list of things I know about Chinese cultural etiquette...

1.  Always address the oldest person in the family first

2.  Never tap your bowl with your chopsticks

3.  Always accommodate crazy women if they're slapping their tits and convulsing on a busy city sidewalk

And in regards to the breakup, I'm always hesitant to tackle relationship issues because it's been so long since I've been in one but is breaking up via text really THAT crazy?  I've been single and out of the loop for so long I honestly don't know.  But even if that is a faux pas it seems like it's worth it because that dude most definitely won the post-breakup relationship.  You can't not come out a loser when because you got dumped you ended up handcuffed upside down on a stretcher screaming at paramedics as they take you away in an ambulance.

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