The entire 2016 NBA draft class just got put on notice. Think a solid green suit or a crop top tuxedo is going to move the needle anymore? Child's play. The Cuban Missile out here doing it for the gram looking like motherfucking Edward Scissorhands. How many zippers is that? Like 15 zippers? Teeth scattered in no particular direction or pattern. Pulltabs dangling all over the place like Christmas ornaments. Perhaps the most ridiculous garment donned by a Yankee/Major League Baseball player ever.
I feel like Chapman is on his own planet. Last week the Yanks lost a game and like an hour later he posted an older picture of himself pitching from Google Images with #ChapmanSwag. Doesn't speak any English. He didn't show up until about a month into the season. It's like Girardi just calls him to come pitch an inning every once in a while and he just trots in and throws as hard as he can until he gets to go home.
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