There isn't a chance in hell this is Derek Jeter's bachelor party

Chilling at the pool with the boys after golf day @jorgeposada_20 @ctino_martinez #greattime #livinglife #golftrip

A photo posted by Andruw Jones (@therealandruwjones) on Jun 14, 2016 at 4:03pm PDT

Derek Jeter went on a #golftrip with three of his former Yankees teammates and had a #greattime, roughly three weeks before his upcoming nuptials.

Yes, it has all the makings of a bachelor party.

Instagram photos posted Wednesday show Jeter at the Casa de Campo Resort in the Dominican Republic with Jorge Posada, Tino Martinez and Andruw Jones. (Way to make the cut, Andruw!)

The modified Core Four — with 1,308 homers, 8,987 hits and 13 World Series rings among them — went multiple rounds on the golf course (note the outfit change) and lounged in the cabana with a delightful array of snacks.

Jeter, who turns 42 later this month, will marry Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model Hannah Davis on July 2 in Napa County, Calif., according to Page Six, in a small wedding with a family-focused guest list.

Davis, 26, celebrated her bachelorette party last weekend in Miami with a group of 10 girlfriends.

“I’m really happy for him, she’s amazing,” Posada said last fall. “We love her and we look forward to that day.”

I think anyone with a brain can confidently say that there isn't a chance in hell this is Derek Jeter's bachelor party.  There is not a shot on Earth that the greatest stickman in the history of stickmen is going out like this - spending the final days of his unmarried life drinking fuzzy navels and eating empanadas with Tino Martinez.

More importantly, you think Andruw Jones is going to be snappin pics for the gram at Derek Jeter's bachelor party?  We all know who we're talking about right?  The most secretive dude in the history of the world.  The guy who has guests patted down for cellphones before he lets them walk into his home.  The guy who spent twenty years playing in New York City as the face of baseball, sticking himself inside everything that moves while never once getting caught in a single embarrassing moment.  Derek Jeter's bachelor party is going to be more top secret than the raid on Osama Bin Laden's house.  More people know who killed JFK than are going to be involved in this operation.  It's so secret and sexy I can't even stand it.